[THIS CALL IS BEING PATCHED THROUGH EVERYONES CELLPHONES/COMPUTERS/WHAT HAVE YOU]


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Um. So I'm tucked up in bed with a cold - not unusual, it happens.

But then I sneezed and well, I had the news on and reports and bystander footage of this happened.

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(OOC: GO HERE FOR THE FIRST ~PART)

*SOMEHOW MANAGES TO SEND THIS TO EVERYONE?*

AFTER I FOUND MY GRANDFATHER'S MAP,

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*IS BACK FROM JAPAN, WHERE HE SPENT FOUR DAYS TRYING TO AVOID BEING BEATEN BY A PLASTIC MALLET, RUN OVER BY A CAR, AND KARATE CHOPPED BY A LITTLE BOY BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT HE KIDNAPPED SOME 11 YEAR OLD GIRL*

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